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  • axeUgene
    Opinionista

    • 17/04/10
    • 24581

    #1

    Brexit, ci siamo

    per chi sa l'inglese:


    Duncan Lustig-Prean

    Ieri alle 16:49

    This afternoon I had the great pleasure of seeing how wonderful it is for Great Britain to “take back control“ in celebration of Brexit.

    I thought I would share my joy with you.

    Having queued in the post office for an hour to be told that I had to join another queue as only one lady was trained to help me, I joined her queue to wait for 20 minutes

    The charming lady told me to join a further 10 minute queue for a photo machine as unlike passports it could not be a digital photo. Armed with my paper photos I rejoined a queue for another 30 minutes.

    The lady asked me which European countries I would be driving in over the next year. As I will be driving in several countries I was thrilled to find that I had taken so much control back that I would need four international driving permits, each inscribed with details of the Convention on Road Traffic of 19th of September 1949; into which decade I definitely felt I had now lapsed.

    A rather scruffy piece of card was then inscribed manually with my details. My photograph was glued into it. This process was repeated four times.

    Having parted with £28 for the privilege of driving in Europe, I was thrilled to find that I could take back control and repeat the whole process and make the same payment next year; subject to increase by Her Majesty’s government.

    As I left the post office I was overjoyed to see that the pound had fallen dramatically further today thus ensuring that I could feel even more impoverished than previous falls in Sterling have already made me.

    Nevertheless, having reverted to a period of my early childhood when travel was so much more difficult, I will benefit from feeling awfully nostalgic while I drive in poverty through Europe, with my four antediluvian card passes.

    I’m really looking forward to taking back more control on 31 October.


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    se Dio vòle, tra qualche settimana potrò perculare i miei amici inglesi brexiters in Olanda, chiedendo loro il permesso di guidare in UE rilasciato da Sua Maestà
    c'è del lardo in Garfagnana
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